| sliced bologna will take paint off...like oscar meyer or something...leaves a nice circle of bare metal underneath. or you could sneak out there at night and pee on her heater core, between the hood and windshield. so every time she turns on the heater it smells like pee. someone did that to my buddy's WRX when he had it up at school with him...needless to say he leaves it at home now. or stick a rag in her gas tank and light it on fire....
Life insurance is a hell of a thing. Think about it: you're sitting there with a guy who is betting that you will live, while you are betting that you will die. And you are hoping he is right. |